Welcome to the detour called Utah

Today I got lost on my way back from the Girlie Doctor. I was on 300 s. and 900 e and decided to get on I15. Holy shit, who new it would be so hard to get to a huge ass freeway?! Every time I needed to turn left there was a "No left turn" sign, every time I needed to turn right it was onto a closed road. At one point I was in an intersection where no matter which way I turned, there was construction. "Road Closed" "Lane ends", the best one though, a huge sign pointing toward the road closed sign saying "Detour here". You've got to love Utah.