Dear Santa,
I thought I might drop a note and tell you what I would love if you happen to fly by this year...
Some patience please. My children would be grateful.
A new car that doesn't take need gas, just a curse word now and then. I have plenty of those.
A bank account full of money in my name. Six figures would due.
A little black dress, size six. Oh, and the body to go in it.
World peace, of course.
A condo somewhere warm and tropical. Just big enough for my family. No guest room please.
I know this seems like a lot Santa, so if you can't manage any of these could you please consider the following...
Keep Weston small for just a little longer. My baby is growing too fast.
Keep Cameron witty, his quips make my day.
Help my boys stay Best Friends. There's nothing better than seeing them cuddle on the couch while they watch Mickey Mouse
Keep Doug just the same. He's perfect the way he is.
You know Santa? I have everything I need. Go ahead and skip past my place this year.
Merry Christmas!